Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Chandler: That’s so funny, ‘cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: [to Rachel, at the end of the pilot] Welcome to the real world, it sucks. You’re gonna love it.